i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize
