There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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