Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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