ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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