roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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