it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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