Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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