oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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