You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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