is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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