Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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