thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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