She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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