Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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