I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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