Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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