i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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