Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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