They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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