I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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