Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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