Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
i think im in europe. pls send help
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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