and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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