Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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