He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
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