That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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