Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
they're like a gay fantastic four
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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