I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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