Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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