rhymes with "ouble enetration"
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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