oh god the rape fog is back!
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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