Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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