I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
birth control should be required to get into college
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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