that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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