We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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