Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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