Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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