Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Well I just put wine in my tea
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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