You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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