I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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