Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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