i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
worst night to have a conscience
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Another day, another engagement, another cat
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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