so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
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