high people should be assigned attendants
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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