Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
