Sponge bath it is.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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