quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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