Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
We got so high we made milksteak
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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