He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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