Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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