u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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