You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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