The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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