im about as happy as oj after his trial
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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