Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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