Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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