The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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